Friday, 12 October 2012

jokes


1). Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai: Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda. Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.

2). Ik munda te kudi park ch ik darkhat de piche lukke baithe si, Ik bujarg aa ke kehenda: beta kya ye hamari sanskiriti hai? Munda: na na uncle jee, eh tan pooja haigi, tusi kise hor pede the pichhe labh lo…